Welcome to Atlanta Y'all

This past weekend in ATL saw a hot mess between shirtless drunken me and condescending drunken Reese Witherspoon and husband.

This is Alabama. . .

Because its hard to be straight when the boys looks like this.

The Fuck Yeah Daddy

You can check out more of these guys here - http://fuckyeahdaddies.tumblr.com

Boys are like Bacon

Thick=good
Fat=ehhh

Thadazzzzz

No really. Look. At. That. Ass.
You're welcome.

Woof Mister Copper Sir

Would it be a awkward if I said something like "Can I feel your beard, like not with my hand?" Yeah. Maybe a little awkward. Unless he said yes. Then, not awkward at all.

An Ode to Daddy Jack

No really. Between these two (a place I imagine is much like nirvana) I think I've covered everything that any young aspiring gay man might hope to have and become one day. I mean really. Pretty sure my only pick up line for these two would be "Take me."

Break Up already . . .

Because there's always that one couple that everyone hopes will break up and go on a resentful fucking frenzy.

Grinding for H - E - A - D

Although he might win a spelling bee I'm not sure that he ranks in my top ten "Guys I'd be totally fine with just blowing." But hey, it's Grindr. I'm sure he'll find someone.

Southern Cali Facebook Stalker

It's cool to Facebook stalk as long as you say it before they find out. Intentional stalking is totally acceptable. Especially when you're that fucking cute.