Welcome to Atlanta Y'all

This past weekend in ATL saw a hot mess between shirtless drunken me and condescending drunken Reese Witherspoon and husband.

This is Alabama. . .

Because its hard to be straight when the boys looks like this.

The Fuck Yeah Daddy

You can check out more of these guys here - http://fuckyeahdaddies.tumblr.com

Boys are like Bacon

Thick=good
Fat=ehhh

Thadazzzzz

No really. Look. At. That. Ass.
You're welcome.

Woof Mister Copper Sir

Would it be a awkward if I said something like "Can I feel your beard, like not with my hand?" Yeah. Maybe a little awkward. Unless he said yes. Then, not awkward at all.

An Ode to Daddy Jack

No really. Between these two (a place I imagine is much like nirvana) I think I've covered everything that any young aspiring gay man might hope to have and become one day. I mean really. Pretty sure my only pick up line for these two would be "Take me."